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Me:"spawns in easy zone"

Me:"in 1 micro second lvl 100"

Basilisk:woodjja mind if I eat u?

Me:no

3 weeks later..........

Basilisk:hi lvl 100 man sup I only want peas.........

Game:u killed basilisk lvl 999

Game:lvl 999 basilisk spawned

Basilisk:I TOLD U I WANT PEACE WELL 2 LATE.........hey woodjja mind having lunch!

Me:WHAT IN THE HOWD U! WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND?!

Game:lvl 999 basilisk killed lvl 100 man

Me:what the shit

Moral:make friends with basilisk

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