Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
When we first say a Basilisk it run out of a bush while my bro was walking by it and he killed it. They didn't know what it was then when he killed it... They found out. Then our dad was like "Oh damn" And then the second time it was under ground and they Where walking up to it and then it JUMPED!! out and attacked 'em and They Where like "..." And I was "Ugh Argh damn" And then I search up on this Dododex and we see it want Fertilized Rock Drake and magmasour eggs?! What da hell?! Well that's it for now! See ya next time!
Alright listen, I be vibin in my house (aberration) so I hear dis hiss (my freind be dare to) den out of knowere dare be basilisk on drugs and I mean it like he be flipping 456 times per second and be in The so called safest place like um wtf uh um uh
(Why r basys literally like the final boss XD)
Me:"spawns in easy zone"
Me:"in 1 micro second lvl 100"
Basilisk:woodjja mind if I eat u?
Me:no
3 weeks later..........
Basilisk:hi lvl 100 man sup I only want peas.........
Game:u killed basilisk lvl 999
Game:lvl 999 basilisk spawned
Basilisk:I TOLD U I WANT PEACE WELL 2 LATE.........hey woodjja mind having lunch!
Me:WHAT IN THE HOWD U! WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND?!
Game:lvl 999 basilisk killed lvl 100 man
Me:what the shit
Moral:make friends with basilisk