Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-23T02:24:49+00:00

Me just lookin to see the best way to kill basilisks

Everyone: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-20T04:58:21+00:00

So i started up a non dedicated server and it had been running for about 10 minutes before my girlfriend and brother joined my world. We spawned at the portal. As soon as my girlfriend joins, she dies and respawns immediately. Her shit got rocked so hard, It didnt even let her choose where to spawn. Needles to say, we all died within seconds of seeing this thing.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-17T01:26:57+00:00

I want this to be in mobile

Why pc developers did u have so many mobile exsclussive

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-04-19T23:23:45+00:00

Says here it’s a passive tame...

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-17T15:04:27+00:00

Alright listen, I be vibin in my house (aberration) so I hear dis hiss (my freind be dare to) den out of knowere dare be basilisk on drugs and I mean it like he be flipping 456 times per second and be in The so called safest place like um wtf uh um uh

(Why r basys literally like the final boss XD)

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-17T19:55:00+00:00

OK WHO KEEPS ON NEGATIVE-ING MY STUFF?!?

It makes me feel sad.

Tina…Curious…. And ssad.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-06T13:57:57+00:00

This is a beginners tame. its favorite food is mejoberries and he is passive.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-05T04:30:04+00:00

I didn’t copy ok b#ch I didn’t copy

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-09T03:25:01+00:00

This thing look like Lorelei 😂

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-10-25T14:09:27+00:00

Real men tame with poop

-beach bob

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-18T18:55:20+00:00

Get a red dodo call it Dorito man you will get it in a grave

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-04T14:00:58+00:00

Real men tame these with thyla eggs

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2019-03-12T23:45:01+00:00

Tell me the difference between this and titanaboa TELL ME NOW!!!!

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-16T05:49:58+00:00

Finally a titanobowa you can tame

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-02T23:42:50+00:00

So, Fun fact, the reason they are on crystal is because rock drakes were intended to be on crystal, but they didn't add the rockdrakes but kept the basalisks

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-13T06:42:26+00:00

Why can’t it freeze other dinos?

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-09T16:06:27+00:00

Me: waves hand

Basilisk: what is that

Me: it’s called waving

Basilisk: no thing you waved with

Me: a hand

basilisk: MINE

me: * aims gun*

Dodo: hey guys * bang *

Me: proceeds to run

Basilisk: nooooooooooooooo

Dev: * bans *

Basilisk: yay

Dev: no witnesses

Up for more down for no

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-07T18:30:49+00:00

Harry Potter intensifies

A HeLpFulL tIP ShOuld Include MOre WoDs

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-30T00:00:44+00:00

Me. Look at that weird plant maby it will give me Berry’s. basilisk. Yess come closer. Me.ahhhhh!!!(starts to run) basilisk.(gulp) I respawn get some friends to beat up that jerk. Basilisk. Ooooh free lunch buffet

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-14T12:36:49+00:00

Go watch syntac he is the best and subscribe to him