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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-13T21:55:47+00:00

The only way to tame is to get Voldemort

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-13T13:07:22+00:00

tribemate: man eating snack you say neah its not real

me:okay your the one who's going to get eaten

tribemate:um what why is there a hole????

me:man eating snack run

Tribemate:no i told there's no such thing hold on wait nooooo my rock drake!!!

Me:i told you

Game:your tribemate kim was killed by basilisk 250☠

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-30T02:58:11+00:00

So we just not gonna talk about how this boi be a rock like a legit rock but right when you walk by boom worst nightmare

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-11T22:46:50+00:00

If you want to die the try to fight in with your fist even if you call up your gramma you might still die be careful it will knock you out and eat you and your gramma live.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-31T10:04:34+00:00

I was vibing in the crystal isles to try catch a grifin after my previous one died. I wandered into the grifin canyon to find about 5 grifins scrapping this giant spiked tremors reject. I got panicky and began spraying arrows at it.

I watched as it picked the grifins off then one shot me with a big green ball.

Sad times

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2018-04-09T10:24:23+00:00

If u see one then run. Leave it for a few days...should starve to death because it only eats rock drake eggs

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-10T22:37:19+00:00

How to tame:

Find it

Die die

Die 101 times

Hit with club

Die30 times

KO

Feed stone

Give damage lvl dmg delt per hit 2 901788799927827918

Wakes and kills everything

:)

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-06-22T15:24:14+00:00

Me when my otter gets killed by a random giga.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-18T21:39:49+00:00

Me ok well the basilisk is dead thx to Harry wait what's thaI THOUGHT U DIED IM DEAD

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-22T03:03:43+00:00

It’s Ben this easy to tame!!!!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-13T12:49:18+00:00

Bulldog is obviously hufflepuff, whoever said we could choose that one is probably the most accurate

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-04T14:56:16+00:00

Who would win? Smol dodo or danger noodle.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-13T17:32:36+00:00

Majestic. Amaziiiiing:)))) =_

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-30T03:02:53+00:00

Why can you only tame them with rock drake eggs if they seem so eager to eat me and my tames?

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-08T23:23:44+00:00

Imagine this in your bumbum. It would be crazy

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-09-21T09:52:15+00:00

Super easy tame, just put one dodo egg under a beelzebufo and voila there you go.

Tru basilisk.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-15T20:09:12+00:00

Riddle f@q u why you do dis why why

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-24T05:27:46+00:00

Harry said the chamber of secrets been open her Miley and Ron day harry look it’s the snakes

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-07T21:55:47+00:00

Dont look it straight in the eye

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-07T07:06:18+00:00

Hold up

So your telling me you get prime meat from a titanboa but not from his older brother