Rachel:look that’s a bassy

Me:hell nah that’s a baslik

Basilisk: coming to eat u

Us:AH

No one:

Basilisk: everyday I’m slitherin!

Nioooo it’s a pack creature ahhh it has my leg

Me walking around: Its a good day to be alive!

Basilisk: Nah *Eats me* HAHAHAHAH!

Wildcard: so what should we put in the easiest area in abberation?

Wildcard: why not some new creatures?

Wildcard: yes that’s a good idea let’s put bulldogs and shineho…

Wildcard: yeah I was thinking basilisks

I’m just going to pick this plant for berries it is a live i’m just gonna drop the eggs off faster I hate you

Ophidiophobia 100.

So in aberraton and nope rope bit me arts

Alright who left the chamber of secrets open?was it you bob?(bob can't reply right now in beating him.)

Got lasered by a Microraptor while trying to bury on one of these to avoid it, was close enough to go into options and click "unbury" while it was on neutral... Very dead Microraptor.

Bob: 'Ha, I'm gonna get you, little snake!

Little snake: 'Help! Daddy!'

Bob: 'Wait what?'

Little snake: 'Daddy, help me!

Bob: 'Daddy...?

Why is the ground grumbling....?

Oh shhh*****t!!'

Go... snake? But I got Requaza not a snake. Why world. You go find a requaza a and battle it the basilisk oneshots the 200 lv requaza. Wow neeeeeveerrrr mind

I love this snoke

LoL

I don’t know how, but this thicc boi is going to be a meme one day, just put trumps face on it and your good to go.

Spawn in the “easiest” location do the normal things decide leave the portal just before the exit I find a goddamn basilisk and die a lot

Real men kill this with a dodo

If u want to tame it, use fertilised dodo eggs if ur tough

To kill u need a phoenix and the sword of Godric grifendor

Don't die

Be strong

Be safe

Eating

Opposite of a boop noodle.

This is just the titanoboa exept cooler

Me: walking around in the most easiest zone.

Basilisk: allow me to introduce myself.