Hey Tim!

Hey.

Let’s make a new creature.

Ok?

I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.

Alright.

Give it the hp of a rex.

Ok.

Make it incredibly fast.

Done.

Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.

This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.

Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.

Ummm, ok.

It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.

This seems to be a little op.

Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.

Why would you do this to our poor players?

I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.

Uhhhhhh...

Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.

Ok...

It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.

I don’t like the way this is going.

I SAID BE QUIET!

Ok, ok.

I’m done.

Really?

Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.

What have you done?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You have no idea

But it's right behind you...

The roses are wilted

And the violets are dying

You just got eaten

And your tribe mate is crying

I've got the Equus in the back

Shinehorns will attack

Feeding all my bulbdogs

Oh that basilisk is baaack

Im thinking this is great

Running from this snake

Hearing slither slither and I know

Im on his dinner plate! 😂

Lol I was bored...

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

I once saw one of these things as a noob and said “Look, a titan boa! Easy kill up here on land!” Five seconds later: “NOT A TITAN BOA! NOT A TITANBOA!”

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"

Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"

Me, playing on single player: °∆°

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You have no idea,

but it is right behind you

Snake boi on abbereration: I'm tame dat

Snake boi on genesis: ima tame that

Snake boi on crystal isles: OH GOD RUN

(The joke is because you can't tame it on crystal isles, so you should just run)

My brother tamed one and disguised as a plant in the jungle and ate me.

My brother tamed one and disguised as a plant in the jungle and ate me.