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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-08T14:48:58+00:00

The Deval:I need a new pitchfork

ARK devs: ok get a basilisk tail

The Deval : OH HEK NO

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-06T19:31:35+00:00

This snake shows how God has surely abandoned us all.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-25T03:44:40+00:00

Goes to dens gets eggs realize you need five eggs damn

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-22T14:43:23+00:00

My name is snake.

My body long,

My head is smol

But jaw is strong.

And when it's time

To get me fed

I open wide

I monch the eggs

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-18T18:55:11+00:00

Insanely strong snakes that you don’t fight with, just bola the crap out of a tribe mate to buy time :)

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-02T00:28:40+00:00

I see a little puppy face in them and I don’t know why

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-01T23:33:39+00:00

I thought Harry KILLED this!

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-27T15:05:41+00:00

How come they can be tamed with feet voidwyrm eggs but still not wyvern !?!?!?

-GigaS/ayer

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-11T05:28:26+00:00

Me: spawns in hard zone

Nameless: *dies of shock

Me: OOOH! Free venom

Basilisk: >:( this is my backyard get out

Me: * deletes ark

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-29T00:36:52+00:00

Me thinking that the nose is the eyes then when I look closer to find that the nose isn’t the eyes 👀 this changes my entire perspective about them ;}

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-06-06T14:25:29+00:00

Nioooo it’s a pack creature ahhh it has my leg

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-01T03:38:53+00:00

Basilisk sticks the tip of its tail and ween things come close to it kills it don’t come close to it or it will kill you or else this will be you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 or if you want to tame it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-19T13:18:22+00:00

People think I’m scary, venomous, unfriendly. Survivors make up the unfortunate nourishment, I have quit an exotic dish, magmasaur egg latte, magmasaur egg rice and bread, magmasaur egg spaghetti and meatballs, (season with magmasaur egg chilis) magmasaur egg pizza, magmasaur egg rice, bread, and meatballs+spaghetti, (season with boiling hot bell peppers or eggs, add 400 of the worlds hottest magmasaur egg CHILI)

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-09T17:40:50+00:00

Rachel:look that’s a bassy

Me:hell nah that’s a baslik

Basilisk: coming to eat u

Us:AH

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-25T15:58:59+00:00

No one:

Basilisk: everyday I’m slitherin!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-03-29T01:49:06+00:00

Got lasered by a Microraptor while trying to bury on one of these to avoid it, was close enough to go into options and click "unbury" while it was on neutral... Very dead Microraptor.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2024-03-16T18:18:53+00:00

Bob: 'Ha, I'm gonna get you, little snake!

Little snake: 'Help! Daddy!'

Bob: 'Wait what?'

Little snake: 'Daddy, help me!

Bob: 'Daddy...?

Why is the ground grumbling....?

Oh shhh*****t!!'

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-14T23:11:14+00:00

Me walking around: Its a good day to be alive!

Basilisk: Nah *Eats me* HAHAHAHAH!

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-09T22:11:58+00:00

Wildcard: so what should we put in the easiest area in abberation?

Wildcard: why not some new creatures?

Wildcard: yes that’s a good idea let’s put bulldogs and shineho…

Wildcard: yeah I was thinking basilisks

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-29T23:22:55+00:00

I’m just going to pick this plant for berries it is a live i’m just gonna drop the eggs off faster I hate you