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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-12T00:18:53+00:00

Basilisk: welcome to the ricefields motherfu<ker

Me:fu<k

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2018-12-21T18:46:15+00:00

When I tamed the only level 210 I could find, it was instantly eaten by a level

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-12T15:46:57+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If it glows red

It’ll appear right behind you

R.I.P

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-26T17:44:09+00:00

The best way to get rid of one...

Killwilddinos

That’s should work

😂😂😂😂

-WhiteWinterTiger

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-08T00:44:09+00:00

Apparently this is non violent and uses kibble so I’m going to one

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-04T02:47:05+00:00

One day snake went for a walk(for him a slither) then he saw rock drake egg being hatched by someone. He said “that look delicious!” Then go went out to get an egg. But then...”oh damit bamit I cant go in radiation 2 get an egg” “it doesn’t taste good anyway” said someone well why do the others get eggs!!!!!!AAA

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-22T00:18:28+00:00

Price for getting me it’s head

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ get it

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-08T17:03:40+00:00

I tamed a basilisk

I named him george

Trikes and stegies

On which he’ll gorge

He spit venom

I spit loogie

We kill a boss

And then we boogie

His name is george

My name is fred

We’ll slither around

Until the day we are dead!

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-21T17:40:14+00:00

How to get a rock drake step by step

1. find a player trying to tame a basilisk

2. >:)

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-19T14:26:34+00:00

Basilisk: spawns on genesis part 2

Me: how tame?

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-02T20:32:03+00:00

When you realize it cant break stone

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2018-04-01T09:34:02+00:00

Be cautious while riding it, just tamed my first basilisk lvl 30. One minute into riding it, fell through the map and never seen it again. I deserve justice

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2018-03-27T14:04:20+00:00

Be careful who you call ugly on the snake school

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-27T01:54:22+00:00

*Me casually exploring in abberation* Me: *Hears noises* My friend:"RUN ITS A BASK" Also me: "AWEEE COME HERE PUPPY" *Dies*

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-01T21:19:23+00:00

I was on crystal isles building my egg hatching area so I can hatch my magma that I got in genises and to hatch my blood wyvern AND IT CAME BY AND ATE MY MAGMA EGG AND KILLED MY WYVERN AND KILLED MY LVL 200 REX MY 195 WYVERN AND MY 128 TROPEO

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-08-15T18:50:27+00:00

My friend asked "why don't they have platform saddles?" I told him, "well, do you want a base that goes in a zig-zag kind of thing, and do you want to have things on a man eating snake that shoots poisen?" He said "yea?!"

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-23T15:32:04+00:00

They have 2200 wait STOP SAYING THEY HAVE 2000

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-16T10:45:29+00:00

This is a Lv 100 of the titanoboa.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-08T04:44:34+00:00

Gyrados of the Ark, am I right?

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-07T17:34:46+00:00

Nobody wants to make the Titanboa tameable now.