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ARK DEVS:HEY LETS MAKE A SNAKE THAT WILL BE COOL!

EVERYONE: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!'

ARK DEVS:*at the developed place* alright let’s get to work….

Ark dev 1:hmmmm let’s have it be like the titanboa but much much bigger and can hide underground

Ark dev 2:hmmm yes but let it’s tail stick out so ark players know it’s there at least

Ark dev 1:yea ok good idea

Ark dev 3:let’s also make it passive tame and it has to be tamed with eggs and has to be out of ground to tame

Ark dev 1 isn’t that too hard….

All ark dev - ark dev 1:NAHHHHHHH

ark dev 1:ok…..

Ark dev 2:let’s have it spit poison too!

Ark dev 4:GREAT IDEA

ark dev 5:also let’s have it once it’s tame and rideable it’s able to travel underground with you on it!

All ark devs:perfect idea

Ark dev 6:let’s also have it where when you annoy it,it goes for you tames animals!

Ark devs:PERFECT CREATURE * releases it*

………..*2 days later*

Ark player 1:COOL A NEW CREATURE *finds it and goes to tame it*

Basilisk: *surprise attacks them and kills them*

Ark player 1:HUH?!?!!!?!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!

……….*1 month later*

Ark player 1: *comes back with 6 dinosaurs* NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW ….

Ark player 1: *goes to it with dinosaurs* alright it’s time I tame you!

Basilisk:*travels underground and goes for dinos and kills them*

Ark player 1:…….. THIS THING IS TO STRONG WHAT WAS ARK THINKING *runs*

Basilisk:*chases after them and kills them*

Ark player 1 in real life: I QUIT!!!!!!!

…….*back at ark hq*

*Ark hq getting lots of complaints*

ALL THE DEVS: WE DID AWSOME!!!

……………………………..THE END ✨✨

……..I hope you guys liked this little story it took a while to write I had fun doing this though please like this 😃🤍✨👍

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