Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend
More Basilisk Funny Tips
WHY IS THIS THING A PASSIVE TAME I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE AWAKE WHEN I FEED IT
I tried to tame a 150 using my rock drake, Blue. I tried to feed egg next to it but I had to drop it instead. It ate me and murdered blue.
I finally tamed the basilisk, but blue is no longer with us.
-thank you for everything blue.
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Letโs make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so letโs roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so itโs almost invisible and it canโt be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when itโs underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
Iโm not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I donโt like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
Iโm done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now Iโm done.
What have you done?
Oh, hello fellow Ark playerโฆ
I think you should pick the โportalโ spawn location when Youโre playing on aberration. Itโs so safe and peaceful! Itโs not like a Basilisk wrote this trying to trick people into spawning in the Basilisk den, no noโฆ
Real Men tame this using fertilised dodo eggs.
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea
But it's right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! ๐
Lol I was bored...
(Harry Potter) OH NO VOLDEMORT IS BACK! Where did I put Tomโs diary again? (Gets eaten by basilisk)