Hey…. Whats that funny thing Murdering a trike? Is what Nosy me wonders. Can I tame it??? *it what nosy me wants…. *spawns back in the bed in tear after finding out bolas and clubs don’t work….*

You vwill never catch ze Red Baryonx

Me: sleeping in the dark in my thatch house

Barry: waiting outside to kill me

One time me and my friend were playing ark and there was a bary right at spawn we got tranq arrows and I started shooting he told me to stop I said ok but one of the arrows I had shot hit him and my friend got killed😂

The spino and the raptor were more than just friends…💀

Rudy from ice age was a albino giga-baryonyx

I once mistook it for a iguandon . Now I'm never get off my argy.

I found one of theese children near the beach. Where I live. Thank god I have the god console. Say hi to my level 100 baryonx marmalade. She eats megalodons for breakfast.

The Barry

Is scary

Pt can't carry

Be wary of scary

The parry

But even more with Barry

Me peacefully cutting trees down in the swamp for rare mushrooms.

Bary - WELL HELLO THERE

Why just why they are better that a spino faster than a raptor and great at cave the altimite new tame

I had a Bary his name was bubbles. One day I set him on agro sii ok he could kill fish after 5 mins a bronto came by and bubbles attacked it now bubbles is in my stomach

RIP Bubbles

Why such a long face carno? Your carno friends can’t swim?!?!?

First I saw this. Then I saw a Spino. After that, a raptor ran past me. Then I saw a sarco attempting to rip apart a dodo

Just your average peaceful walk down the beach.

WHATS FASTER THAN A RAPTOR MAD AS GIGA AND DONT FOLLOW ITS DIET AND SNEAKY AS A BOA THIS GUY AND HILL SCREW YOU OVA

Tame level 180 or something name shrek paint green put it on aggressive and wandering carry it to the swamp unclaim it and run

Just Tamed a beautifully striped one all the way across the island. Wasn’t able to make a saddle (Not enough levels) so i trekked all the way down to the south east 1, where my base was located. Thankfully, Barry survived his tiring adventure, and will soon be accompanied with a saddle and me on his back.

“I’m ready for this fight!” 5 minutes later: 😭

I accidentally gave mine way too much dyed potent dust without realizing (like way over 30) so it’s just completely one colour now with no accent colour whatsoever and it just keeps glitching and not loading in properly so I just have this really buggy banana yellow baryonyx with no pattern 😭

There was once a sarco her name was Sally loved the most handsome boy in her school it was Jack the carno they fell in love then she married him they got 3 kids a sarco like Sally a carno like jack and a baryonyx like both