Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-03T19:29:57+00:00

Boi the first time is saw one it ran at me and its head just glitched everywhere likw the head had s own seiser. xD

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-01T23:53:30+00:00

He’s Vary Onyx!

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-17T17:26:23+00:00

THEY CAN SUCK MY T’REXES EGGS XD

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-21T16:11:08+00:00

Baryonyxes are basically Jhon Scenah.

Poem:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Barys are here

With Overseer

Plz like ❤️

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-03T12:52:37+00:00

Once on ps5 I had admin and forcetamed one and lvld it so much it on shoted a bronto

Is this possible

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-23T02:24:51+00:00

WHAT DOES THE BARYONYX SAY?!?

RING DING RING DING RING DING

WHAT DOES THE BARYONYX SAY?!?

BIG SCARY CLAWS

SWIM INTO THE WATER TOWARDS YOUR PREY

CHASING PPL INTO DEATH

KILLING FISH YA YA YA

Sorry for the wast of time I might have got some the words wrong 😳

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-16T19:36:03+00:00

You guys should totally try bola them.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-12T02:05:15+00:00

When u have a raptor and get it to go hunt but a bary comes out the water :you Von Von Von Von :bary If u watched movies u know how this will end:raptor just instantly calls other raptors and a alpha raptor To kill it:alpha raptor omae mu shinderai u( your already dead) :you when alpha raptor sees u vining when your raptor won:raptor Von Von Von :alpha just kills you

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-14T15:55:17+00:00

When they stun you they will never stop if you run you will die and they will become huggy wuggy

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-14T08:23:59+00:00

They remind me of my dad as soon as they get tired they run away from you

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-29T03:32:24+00:00

Spinos are death

Dodos are noob

If you are in the water u are ded

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-15T13:17:23+00:00

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh. Oooooo g

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-24T21:59:45+00:00

Guess what 12 tranqs for a level one bary on hard core

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-02T09:04:16+00:00

Don't name your dinos and ask for sympathy here, it's a Barry lol

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-21T12:16:16+00:00

I don't want to tame it.This bary needs more work

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-03T13:42:49+00:00

Oh no he is bri,is oh no cringe eughhhhhh

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-05T22:23:14+00:00

🐟+🪱= this big ol spinner boii

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-07T18:17:24+00:00

Me: Galivanting in the stream looking for dodos

Baryonyx: *eats me and my dodo army*

Me:...

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-20T13:36:30+00:00

I had 2 until one dided rip ol Bucky

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-28T02:44:11+00:00

These are actually the best things to tame ever I think the best thing to tame it is bola