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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-03T05:48:29+00:00

East or west baryonyx is the best,best in the whole goddam town,but cheaper to afford than a grown,good in the redwoods but not for transporting goods and you!!!,mark my words it will come in handy for you

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-18T00:47:57+00:00

Do t swim with him mine got killed by jelly fish tell your friends who play

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-02T07:54:59+00:00

He looks ugly by the snout.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-23T09:05:22+00:00

My baryonx was killed by jellyfishs I couldn't do anything I just had to suffer and watch my baby die if only I had a shotgun with me😭.r.i.p bary

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-02T00:19:41+00:00

did you baryonix has a silly roar when you press down the look botten on Xbox one

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-22T13:36:37+00:00

Audi why’d he die is finished DJ G11 we here

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-25T07:30:32+00:00

Saw a lvl 6 once.it killed me and my friend.we were only lvl 2.we saw it again when we were lvl 20 and killed it.my fren why?you just couldn't have done it my way...I was gonna tame it...*updooooot

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-19T14:57:13+00:00

Little fishy no danger only love tame it by feeding it mejoberries it’s a passive tame.

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-27T16:13:55+00:00

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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score -2 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-12T05:39:48+00:00

Bary - onyx bary - bat n n n n n n barybat

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-12T02:05:15+00:00

When u have a raptor and get it to go hunt but a bary comes out the water :you Von Von Von Von :bary If u watched movies u know how this will end:raptor just instantly calls other raptors and a alpha raptor To kill it:alpha raptor omae mu shinderai u( your already dead) :you when alpha raptor sees u vining when your raptor won:raptor Von Von Von :alpha just kills you

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-30T18:29:38+00:00

Dude once I had just spawned in on a new mobile world, tamed a dilophosaur, left them on the beach while trying to climb a hill to get to my base,AND THEN THIS NEAR MAX LEVEL BARY SLAUGHTERED MY DILO,And I look down to see a blue bary with yellow stripes and was like: w h a t

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-26T15:26:35+00:00

I saw one of this lizards attack two trikes and it sent one of the trikes it killed flying and the other one killed the baryonyx and I was just watching from a tall hill laughing, this happened near a swamp, it was funny.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-25T23:16:06+00:00

My turtle be like die and then takes all three of these

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-14T16:03:56+00:00

The spinosaurus but without a sail and much more common and smaller

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-30T19:43:15+00:00

Your in the swamps and your a noob. You want to take a bath in the gross water. Next thing you know. You died.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-25T07:14:36+00:00

Wile I was hunting this giant two raptor after they killed it the body better away I was like ():

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-23T21:58:40+00:00

When a raptor and a Spino got drunk

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-05T15:51:08+00:00

There saddles are SOO easy to make xD