An ad for Barry’s roofing appeared. Is baryonxy running a business?? -HazMatz

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69

Up to share his beloved memory

Nobody my Barry when I need it to breed🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ My Barry when I need it to fight a giga👍

Me thinking Barry’s drop fish meat cuz they eat it also me getting killed by a barry thinking they won’t kill me cuz they eat fish🫥

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Baryonyx be like shreck😂🤣wat r u doing in my swamp I will eat ur eyes

Ark dev : Alright, we need a new Dino. Name?

Psychopath : Baryonyx

Dev : Strength, one out of ten.

Psychopath :14

Dev : Dexterity, one out of ten.

Psychopath : 43

Dev : Attack speed?

Psychopath : Vroom

Dev : Water or land?

Psychopath : Both

Dev : Eats?

Everything besides a gigantosaurus

Dev : Tameable?

Psychopath : Yesn’t