Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-30T03:09:03+00:00

The keemstars of ark. They go fast af in land and water, wild and tamed. No one really seems to mention this. I watched a video and you need 170% movement speed to outrun one. If that doesn't spell quick I don't know what does.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-28T19:13:54+00:00

Where can you find a baryonex

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-22T20:16:58+00:00

Me farming fish *baryonyx* oh food oh not u fish hiiimm *me* aaaahhhh

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-17T10:07:33+00:00

I didn’t realise what this thing was, and while I was trying to tame an ichy or two, it came at me like a rocket, throwing me out of the water. I’m beginning to wonder if this thing likes me, it keeps killing me over and over and over again. Or is it just a Dino version of Shrek, with the “GET OOT A MY SWAP” thing, except, replace swamp with Bary infestation.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-22T17:40:14+00:00

I was on my raft and my baryonyx jumped in the water and I didn’t have him on follow so now I have to swim to the bottom of the ocean:(

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-17T18:27:08+00:00

I had a high level bary and it just killed a carno in 2 bites

And it had 1670 health

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-03-17T00:36:01+00:00

SO NEEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2024-03-16T13:55:45+00:00

This dude…. HE KILLED MY MAX LEVEL TRIKE BY STUNNING IT!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-15T00:51:43+00:00

Spinos little cousin

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-13T23:33:37+00:00

Baryonyx eat fish why do Baryonyx eat me🤷‍♂️

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-04T05:26:29+00:00

When i was wandering around in south zone 1, 2 trikes killed it i thought it never attacks other creatures just

fish!

2 baryonyxes spawned and both got killed by T R I K E S

(Died at a different time)

First baryonyx - DIED To Trike

Second baryonyx - DIED To 2 Trikes (and i stole the loot 😏🤫)

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-22T02:59:26+00:00

when I tamed a bary i took it to my base to get ready to take it on a killing spree and i was in my invintory and i turn around- AHHHHHHHH My bary nearly gave me a heartattack 🦖👻

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-09T22:53:15+00:00

These things love partying and swimming at the beach with you! Ride on your tame and swim with the baryonyx! It’s a very fun activity, would recommend it to all.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-20T04:04:11+00:00

My next bary is going to be named Halle bary

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-13T13:55:14+00:00

A piranha tried killing mine while I was taming a Barry

I killed it but the Barry got hurt

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-30T19:27:46+00:00

So.. they're strong.. my friends killed a spino by itself

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-23T23:45:14+00:00

The baryonyx looks like a disturbed yet drunk spino that ripped off its sail and used it as a flying tool. Very odd.

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-23T12:23:21+00:00

I never have seen one at the ocean so I’m always pissed when I’m there

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-16T13:19:23+00:00

yes right now. A BARYONYX KILLED MY NEW SARCO I TAMED TODAY. I was looking for a dodo to death roll for my sis. RIP Poop Green.

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-03T05:41:35+00:00

WEmma DNA Alabama flame