Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I didn’t realise what this thing was, and while I was trying to tame an ichy or two, it came at me like a rocket, throwing me out of the water. I’m beginning to wonder if this thing likes me, it keeps killing me over and over and over again. Or is it just a Dino version of Shrek, with the “GET OOT A MY SWAP” thing, except, replace swamp with Bary infestation.
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
Why do they eat you when they only eat fish? Survivor=mermaid COMFIRMED!
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
I had this thing in a cage for 3 WEEKS just shooting it with tranks and its not out yet!!!!!
My boyfriend got angry at me because I managed to tame one the first day I played Ark. I didn’t die and I didn’t take damage.
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and she’s now my protector :3
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and she’s now my protector :3
Noob:uh wat dat
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate “human” level 1 has killed by “baryonyx“
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate “human” level 1 has killed by “baryonyx“
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
