Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-12-24T21:27:07+00:00

Why does it spawn right close to a spino

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-07T14:33:04+00:00

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MEH SWAMP!

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2018-07-17T02:51:02+00:00

This thing is literally the flash. I was messing in creative and had speed 5000. It kept up with me....

It was a frickin lvl 3

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-03T18:41:47+00:00

This is my first dino in ARK. I just wanted to tame the carnivore, and i did it

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-29T09:17:40+00:00

Spino and raptor had a little alone time 😳

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-27T18:45:44+00:00

You don’t need to run faster than the baryonix just faster than your tribemate.

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-18T19:34:36+00:00

I troll my friends by shooting at these from a distance then I casually walk past them then turn around and my friends die by it and try to figure out why the Baryonyx across the lake specifically came for them...

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-14T08:53:23+00:00

When i found a baryonyx i was sneaking behind it when it turned around it i thought it was a friendly carnivore (like the pteradactyl) it stared at me for a second then it killed me! I was so disappointed at myself ;-; i came back and i finally knocked it outi was crying when i got it tamed XD

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2024-11-09T01:34:09+00:00

“Stunningly” really quick

Moar words

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-11-06T14:18:43+00:00

aHm AhM…. Y'all should name these alpha meg killer

:)

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-09T00:26:59+00:00

I built a small thach shack next to the river, you can see where this is going. 3 of these monsters in the river DESTROYED my base. Killed all of my tames. (3 dodos 2 mosschops and a dilo) and ate my bed. I deleted the save after that.

-kate wild

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2019-05-03T23:43:50+00:00

Don’t bring a Baryonyx into a lava cave if you don’t have the saddle 😂 I bet you can already know where this is heading

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-04T14:34:47+00:00

Wish.com spino

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD InClUdE A FeW mOrE wOrDs

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-20T15:43:25+00:00

I have one of these and I was admiring him when I looked at his hands and they did a little wiggle eeeeeeee it was so cute

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-26T20:13:58+00:00

Nobody my Barry when I need it to breed🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ My Barry when I need it to fight a giga👍

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-16T02:01:58+00:00

So I was at my camp and I went to take a look over a hill, and then I saw a baryonyx killing a spinosaurus and the spino died and I was like WTF THAT THING IS A SAVAGE

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-07-20T05:38:30+00:00

Time to swim

What's that?

STUN LOCK STUN LOCK

CHOMP CHOMP

haha better than fish

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-10-12T11:30:14+00:00

IS IT LOWERING THE TAMING EFFICIENCY??

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-18T08:31:20+00:00

This is freaking a strong Barry Goldberg from “The Goldbergs”

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-07T09:54:11+00:00

Dimetrodon + this = spinosaurus