I never have seen one at the ocean so I’m always pissed when I’m there
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
God: Never closes it's mouth?
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69
Up to share his beloved memory
Ark dev : Alright, we need a new Dino. Name?
Psychopath : Baryonyx
Dev : Strength, one out of ten.
Dev : Dexterity, one out of ten.
Psychopath : 43
Dev : Attack speed?
Psychopath : Vroom
Dev : Water or land?
Psychopath : Both
Dev : Eats?
Everything besides a gigantosaurus
Dev : Tameable?
Psychopath : Yesn’t
What do you call a dead baryonyx?
I’m not sorry for that one
me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ
the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a bary
I will stun u
if u eat fish then why me?!?! huh WHY!?
Bary on land go run
Bary in sky isn’t right
Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND