These things are great pets, but don't upgrade the health then jump off a cliff😂🤭😢

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

Noob:uh wat dat

Pro:a baryonyx

Noob:I will swim onto it

Pro:dont

Noob:punch*

Baryonyx:blinds*

Your tribe mate “human” level 1 has killed by “baryonyx“

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Ok guys. Stop reading this ✋ and look up to that picture of the baryonyx. Ok you're there, now look into it's tiny yellow eyes.
This is true fear.

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

I was trying to tame one he was a level 250 and well I put my level 1 giga on passive and well I forgot to put him in the building I built for him and well a god dang a level 250 spino says hay wanna die to my giga and well r.i.p. giga I grabbed my best weapon and killed him 🤬 he killed my best friend

NOOOOO! IM NOT A FISH!!! *chomp*

Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

NOTHING TO SEE HERE








NOPE








*sigh*






😔🤧🤕






I-





I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT






OK?






??????!!!!!






Just go, leave, PLEASE





Ok bai thx for reading this blank space