On land: I mean, it’s alright.

In water: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didn’t put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died it’s name was “ fish” r.i.p fish

One up 👆= 1 prayer for fish 🐠 🐟 🎣

My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69

Up to share his beloved memory

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a bary

I will stun u

There once was a baryonyx that went to sea

The name of the bary was a Billy o' Tea

The winds blew hard, the water sloshed nigh

Oh die, you scallywag, die.

Soon may the megalodon come,

To free us of whom was on the throne.

One day, when the bary is gone,

We'll rule the land once more

He'd not been to far from shore,

When down on him, a raptor boared,

They fought in a battle and soon it was true,

That a raptor sunk in the blue.

Soon may the megalodon come,

To free us of whom was on the throne.

One day when the bary is gone,

We'll rule the land once more.

But oh this is not never near the end,

As the mosasaurus had power to lend,

The bary then soon crushed all in it's wake,

'Till the seas were died with red.

Soon when the megalodon dies,

It'd be the bary who'd continue to rise.

Some day, when we all are gone,

The bary will rule no more.

Song-The wellerman

Yay.

I was bored.