Attack Drone
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the attack drone? Funny attack drone jokes submitted by ARK players.

Birds in 2050 they Atack us not we Atack them

-7 points 😂 Funny Jan 3, 2019 Report

Don’t mind me on the island with these spawning everywhere....

When in blue hell did they add attack drone defense units an overseer an murder turkeys lol is that all really on the island

Less observing, more with the breeding! *Females poop* oh! Tapejara?!?! What the!?!?! Hmm

-7 points 😂 Funny Aug 5, 2021 Report

It drone so it’s very droney and that. Means it a drone

-7 points 😂 Funny Jan 6, 2022 Report

It looks like there for Halo lol

Special delivery...

This kinda looks like my dog, bug without the wing thingies

Basically why I will never go to the Lunar Biome again.

Me: “Oh, let’s check it out.”

(Teleports)

Me: “Oh cool!” Hops on Bloodstalker

Attack Drones: “Kill.”

Bloodstalker: (nearly dead)

-9 points 😂 Funny Mar 6, 2021 Report

It poopd on me 💩Dude what a pooping pooper

When Optimus Prime runs out of spare parts:

They sell these at Walmart on sale

Wtf a drone in ark?!?!?!?? Ark whyyy