These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as “pigeons.”

These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.

“Alexa, murder those survivors.”

Arkobots roll out !

Wow it’s invisibility cloaks is so good I can’t even see them on the app

An easy tame, you just feed it some mejo berries. Once you have one, then just breed it with your sniper and WABAM. You have a flying attack drone of your own. Just name him google and set him free. Say goodbye to your server. I really shouldn’t be giving out this hack, cuz now everyone is going to tame these majestic gentle creatures, flying around New York.

— plastic bag

Halo

Real men use sling shots.

Me: you should not be near

Friend: it’s fine

Me: (runs away)

Friend : whatever

Friend: (attacks drone)

Drone: die meany

Friend is died

Me: Johny ha

Drone oh hi

Me: nope

Drone: ok?

Parasaur: I didn’t see anything