Hi

Just open ark at 3 am and boom

Guess what

Nothing happens

Just kidding

the game opens normally

I know this is the most waste of your time Haha lol

Hey Alexa end my enemy please

Didn’t trust the government before?…..well…. How much do you trust them now?😬

If u look at dah face it like like its optimus prime

An easy tame, you just feed it some mejo berries. Once you have one, then just breed it with your sniper and WABAM. You have a flying attack drone of your own. Just name him google and set him free. Say goodbye to your server. I really shouldn’t be giving out this hack, cuz now everyone is going to tame these majestic gentle creatures, flying around New York.

— plastic bag

As I was looking at the attack drone on Doddex an add about Amazon shipping came up

Alexa SNAPPED

Few more words

Hmm anyone know if deez are on Ebay?lol

Check your grandads back shed no need to tame one with a potatoe peeler. Grandads have everything. Almost.....

Siri end those survivors life I can do that reloading gun done reloading BOOM BOOM BOOM

Rollin rollin rollin roll out !!!!!

This thing is no different from the drones that the firefighters use just a bit more touching and it’s safe!

I recommend a primitive longneck with darts... Have fun when ya get a breeding pair...

Honestly a much better way to get tapejaras! *grabs a longneck rifle* and bring some of the following: tek armor, darts, berries, lemons, meat, Prime meat, fish meat, Prime fish meat, spare underwear. These things are kinda terrifying...

-Dilophist

Pew pew.

Pew pew.

Pew pew.

Ur dead.

Can someone please tell me where do even this mf spawn

You can by on 5 below but there so weak

Anyone notice how these things look like the drones from Halo 4? Once seen you can’t unsee it!

They crumble up like stone when you mine it in minecraft.

Hey Siri, COMMIT HOMICIDE

(Filler filler filler)

These exist in prehistoric eras they're just called "Tapejara"