Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A is for Attack Drone. It's that annoying thing that flies and shoots tea lasers at you while fighting the overseer. If you haven't beaten ark you shouldn't read this. It'll spoil the entire game for you.
More Attack Drone Funny Tips
Halo
These actually exist outside of Ark, but are secretly disguised as a very common species known as βpigeons.β
These things cost like $600 at Best Buy and fall apart after two sniper shots...waste of money.
βAlexa, murder those survivors.β
Arkobots roll out !
Wow itβs invisibility cloaks is so good I canβt even see them on the app
They sell these at Walmart on sale
Real men use sling shots.
Me: you should not be near
Friend: itβs fine
Me: (runs away)
Friend : whatever
Friend: (attacks drone)
Drone: die meany
Friend is died
Me: Johny ha
Drone oh hi
Me: nope
Drone: ok?
Parasaur: I didnβt see anything
Hey Alexa end my enemy please