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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
BREAKING NEWS! This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been…

BREAKING NEWS!
This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.
Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK
Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)
MORE BREAKING NEWS
THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!
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Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”
Devs: *clap*
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.