Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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BREAKING NEWS!
This is your ARK news speaking. Apparently ark has been invaded by giant space orcas! We will go to dodo, with the scene.
Dodo: BAWK SWAK SQAK BAWK BUHHHHHH AUAK UAK
Chat: Dodo (dodo level 2) was yeeted off the map by giant space orca (level 2169)
MORE BREAKING NEWS
THE ORCAS CAN GO OVER LEVEL 1,000! THEY ARE HEADED TO THE CORE WHICH THEY WILL EXPLODE SO THAT WAY THEY CAN EAT THE ENERGY AND GROW INTO GIANT SPACE WHALES! Welp, that's it for now, folks! See you when God dies!
More Astrodelphis Funny Tips
Canβt wait for the Astrocoelacanthus π
π΅ Weβre goin on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Soaring threw the skies
My space dolphin just diedπ΅
Dev meting:
Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2
Dev 2: a flying
Dev 1: we already have that
Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin
Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature
BREAKING NEWS:
Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into
spiraling depression
Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because⦠chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking itβs smoothie. And finally found itβs way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
βYo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new updateβ
Devs: *clap*
We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. Whatβs next, Cthulhu?
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought βoh how sweet it looks like itβs playing!β I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was βawww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!β It did a little damage but once I interacted with the βpetβ option it went away.
I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!
You: aw a cute dolphins
Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*
Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.