Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Look on the Wikipedia page it looks like my mom
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I donโt know why but I like petting them because I think their cute. Only me? ๐ญ
Youโre a Star Wars fan? Well now you can enjoy your favorite movie in ARK: Genesis! (You canโt actually have the high ground sorry.)
Canโt wait for the Astrocoelacanthus ๐
๐ต Weโre goin on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Soaring threw the skies
My space dolphin just died๐ต
Dev meting:
Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2
Dev 2: a flying
Dev 1: we already have that
Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin
Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature
BREAKING NEWS:
Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into
spiraling depression
Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, becauseโฆ chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking itโs smoothie. And finally found itโs way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
โYo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new updateโ
Devs: *clap*
We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. Whatโs next, Cthulhu?
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought โoh how sweet it looks like itโs playing!โ I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was โawww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!โ It did a little damage but once I interacted with the โpetโ option it went away.
I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!