Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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First we got a glorified bomb-dropping turret gunner now we got fighter jets. just please dont use any battlefield jet memes or something
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Canβt wait for the Astrocoelacanthus π
π΅ Weβre goin on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Soaring threw the skies
My space dolphin just diedπ΅
Dev meting:
Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2
Dev 2: a flying
Dev 1: we already have that
Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin
Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature
BREAKING NEWS:
Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into
spiraling depression
Backstory:
Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because⦠chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.
Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking itβs smoothie. And finally found itβs way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,
βYo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new updateβ
Devs: *clap*
We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. Whatβs next, Cthulhu?
I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought βoh how sweet it looks like itβs playing!β I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was βawww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!β It did a little damage but once I interacted with the βpetβ option it went away.
I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!
You: aw a cute dolphins
Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*
Yep Wildcard loves These Astro creatures. I Love them to.