I don’t know why but I like petting them because I think their cute. Only me? 😭

Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!

You: aw a cute dolphins

Space dolphins: you dare call me cute!! *hit you with a cosmic head butt that send you flying back inside Eden zone*