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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrocetus? Funny astrocetus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2024-12-22T21:18:39+00:00

I left ark and I came back to see a giant flying space whale that can bomb people? Dam I'm getting mobile ultimat mobile edition

score -6 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-06T00:03:37+00:00

Dad: Hey kids, we are going whale watching! Kid 1: YAY I’VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS Kid 2: ummmmmmmmm........... I read in school that th- Dad: come on we don’t want to be late! *on a boat* Dad: look! There’s one! Oh wait... um kid 2 what were u saying? Kid 2: that they are killers. *seconds later* kids: u dint tell us we were going in a whale bellie!

score -6 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-30T10:46:02+00:00

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score -7 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-30T21:28:34+00:00

The hover skiff can be a tek boat if it has no fuel

score -7 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-13T02:56:17+00:00

Astrocetes more like astro-fetus deletus

score -8 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-26T15:45:22+00:00

Windfish it's literally the windfish!!

score -8 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-11T01:39:34+00:00

Wale:nothing scares me ME:how about my 0.1 cm d*cm wale:ahhhhhh running for your life

score -9 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-30T10:49:19+00:00

OH IS ??????? GOD LV 9999999 BOI [] NOOOOOOO ×_×!

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2024-12-02T09:09:59+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 10 · 2026-01-30T12:58:36+00:00

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