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What are some funny jokes or stories about the arthropluera? Funny arthropluera jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-27T17:54:09+00:00

Please let me enjoy my armour for once....

Its too expensive to repair...

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-06T18:04:10+00:00

This trucker and all his little friends disrtoyed my tek base

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2025-02-22T19:00:39+00:00

Artha:nice armor you got there

Me:thanks!

Artha:it would be a shame if…I don’t know..if someone spit on it

Me:wait ur a-

(You died to a level 129 Artha)

Me: 👁️👄👁️ *smashes computer*

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-23T18:31:54+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like this belong in a zoo. (Specifically, Jurassic Park)

(Note this joke is not aimed at people

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-10T09:15:36+00:00

Me in cave

Arthro:reptile

I play too much mortal Kombat

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2025-02-07T07:04:26+00:00

I attempted the swamp cave with full diving gear and the rest ghille, a pump action and a lvl209 frog. Yep, looted a yellow cave drop and a red one and found myself a neat ascendant quetz saddle (my first Ark Mobile Ultimate Edition ascendant item). I was one maximum difficulty with max difficulty ticked. Every creature was like lvl600. Yeah, the first of these devils I found was nearly dead but it broke my armour and when I went to flee I hit a choke point and died to the gas. I died three rrime trying to retrieve my stuff and frog. I quit. After my rage ability ended I returned a began gearing up again. These things a MF's.

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2021-10-29T22:32:40+00:00

"Non violent" tame... WE KNOW FROM WHAT POINT OF VIEW.

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-10T19:33:58+00:00

I don’t even think a tactical nuke would stop this centipede on steroids-This was made by my tek is gone now cuz of this

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-08T21:38:50+00:00

Frisk, don’t fall into the mountain this thing’s in. You can’t kill it, Frisk.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-05-08T21:30:30+00:00

Welcome to the underground

Give us your balls

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-10T00:57:00+00:00

Why do I feel like this bug is way to overpowered

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-07T14:06:51+00:00

Me vibin in a cave:

This thing: bing bong ur armor is gone

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-01T16:05:35+00:00

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT MY FLAK SURVIVED THE SPIT LOL!

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-12T04:06:30+00:00

There goes my ascendant flak armor.😒

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2023-06-26T14:23:13+00:00

Hippity hoppity your armour is now my property

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-23T19:56:27+00:00

how can this SMOL BEAN WORM damage TEK and act like a smol TITANOSAUR

A.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-12-08T05:13:34+00:00

Some guy: S+ascendant tek armor

Aurthur: hold my bee- oh, ugh melted glass

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-03T15:39:43+00:00

It took two hit from my sword for My sword to break…

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-07T19:35:33+00:00

I thought my meshed foundations could never be wiped…

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-10T16:00:59+00:00

GIMME DAT SOUP OR UR ARMOR IS GONE FBI OPEN UP