welcome to the first volume of:

i loathe this creature!!

today's episode will cover the arthropleura!!

now lets get on with it shall we

I enter one of the caves (i forget which) with my trusty Baryonyx to grab some chitin, as I had already collected the obelisk. I go through the usual routine, murdering araneos, burning scorpions, massacring beetles, the usual. Then, I see that my chitin chestpiece had broken "What? How!?" I say to myself. I turn around to see this hellspawn looking back at me. I freak out and blow it's brains out with a longneck rifle, when it's FRIENDS show up and start pelting me with.. ACID!?!?!?

I immediately mount my baryonyx and floor it out of the cave, lucky to be alive.

Credits:

foldingtruck (writing)

lmao thats it