i loathe this creature!!

today's episode will cover the arthropleura!!

now lets get on with it shall we

I enter one of the caves (i forget which) with my trusty Baryonyx to grab some chitin, as I had already collected the obelisk. I go through the usual routine, murdering araneos, burning scorpions, massacring beetles, the usual. Then, I see that my chitin chestpiece had broken "What? How!?" I say to myself. I turn around to see this hellspawn looking back at me. I freak out and blow it's brains out with a longneck rifle, when it's FRIENDS show up and start pelting me with.. ACID!?!?!?

I immediately mount my baryonyx and floor it out of the cave, lucky to be alive.

Credits:

foldingtruck (writing)

lmao thats it

. i spot TWO of these guys. TWO. they are EVISCERATING the local wildlife and i know i can NOT let this slide. i go back to my base, gear up, and go back. keep in mind i didnt even have a longneck rifle, so my best weapon was a crossbow. i also didnt have enough tranqs to tame it, so i was FORCED to execute this rex. so i pull up in the jungle, crossbow loaded, knees shivering and i aggro the rex. it is MUCH faster than previously anticipated, so i have to BOOK IT all while accentuating the amount of flint arrowheads in its body. i turn back only to see it has turned its attention to an innocent diplo, granting me the perfect opportunity to pelt it with arrows. i start to notice.. my arrows are dropping quickly and its about to eat that diplo and regenerate. then, suddenly, the rex just drops and the message appears:

"You killed Rex (Lvl. idk)!"

i sprint over there and collect my prize, increasingly proud of myself