welcome to episode 2 of:

I LOATHE THIS CREATURE!!

presented by: foldingtruck

I enter the swamp, in need of levels and sarco skin for my collection. I spot the perfect swamp puppy and wade into the water. I do the usual dinosaur takedown on it before turning back to exit, until I see something big, black and throbbing on my screen (ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK)

a MASSIVE LEECH

i had heard of these VILE THINGS before, but had never been victimized by one. I run back to my pteranodon "Terry" and floor it out of there, all with this DEMON still LATCHED ON MY CORNEA.

i google how to destroy these things and find out i have to burn them off. I happily burn it to a crisp, watching as it writhes in agony. I then go and eat a cooked meat cause i was hungry.

Credits:

foldingtruck (writing)

thats it lmao