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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here is a tip for Level a good level Agry go on medium mode at start and get to at least enough for theiry saddle and tame at least level 15 go to the mountains find a good level agry tranq it out use your theiry to get prime and tame ps theiry s eat berrys and are great at havasting berrys btw
One time I saw a 145
Although I’m low level
I chose to give it a go
So I built a big cage
Put the bird in a rage
And it followed me all the way in
Well I made it thus far
And it was safe behind bars
So the trip for prime meat began
Oh look a stego!
He’s a good looking fellow
I’m sorry but now your prime meat
So now I must feed
My one-of-a-kind steed
So that he will, forever, be mine
Well he ate and he ate
While I patiently wait
And finally he needs just one bite
And then he was mine
Oh how very divine
I took him all the way home
Through the ups and the downs
He was always around
And a great life he truly did have
But Oh now he's gone
It is all simply wrong
That he should die by such a terrible foe
Now he’s in a better place
I will miss his great face
But He would tell me it’s time to move on
R.I.P. Humble
Only an Argent, yet he was much more than and Argent
⬆️
I tamed my first arge on the biggest mountain I had a level eight ptera and two bear traps in my inventory I put them down and flew low with the arge following me. My ptera got caught in the trap but so did the arge a few darts and the level eight arge was mine. His name was doober he made it all the way to sixty three before he was killed by a level 140 I was taming. In the end he helped me tame her. Rest in peace buddy.