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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Quite sorry to well- Break up your info spree, to you whom had much info on the Wonderus Argentavis Magnificence. Much of this was correct, beside the wingspan. The wiki was untrue, as one pterosaur surpassed the 21 feet wingspan of the Argentavis. It was the Quetzalcoatlus Northropi. The Quetzalcoatlus had a wingspan of 33-36 feet. Yes the giant birds you placed turrets on to raid your enemies-The Quetz, Quetzal, Etc. Unless you were speaking about the time period of which the Argentavis lived in, I’m terribly sorry to say the wiki was untrue. I know much about the birds and I’m quite sure the quetzalcoatlus was in fact larger than the Argentavis wingspan. Sorry I wrote so much! I really like dinosaurs!!!
-Squirrely Have a great day! 🦕
I named one Big Bird. She and I killed so many therizinos together. She was my favorite animal. While I was taking dire wolves she was attacked and killed by the pack. I didn’t go back to the game for a few days after that.
I named one Big Bird Jr, but she was a disappointment. While fighting some bugs she hit a Bronto by mistake.
I named my next argentavis Big Third. The only reason I even tamed another after Jr was for the name, but he turned out to be just as great as the first one, almost.
I was in the redwoods the other day up on the mountain and i randomly got attacked by two Kentros, my Pteridon was flying in circles around it while i was attacking the Kentro, my Pteridon died and i lived, i later checked the feed to see the levels of the Kentros and found out that i was the one who killed my Pteridon. now i need an Argy to go home alive😭