Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 5 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-22T11:52:35+00:00

It’s a little thylacoleo snack.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-26T08:19:07+00:00

They are the best dinosaur alive and they are the best thing ever

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-03T18:31:10+00:00

Friend picked me up with an argy while this thing was on my head, he took me to height limit and let me go, I proceeded to put on a parachute with it and barely descended while traveling the whole map, I then started freezing and let him go, got to the bottom with the parachute and a pack of saber tooth’s killed me..

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-10T09:15:49+00:00

Because tiny creatures like this can help you glide for hours without being encumbered by your character’s weight. 👌

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-11-13T21:15:35+00:00

Soooooo I may have got one with out realizing it could made you jump like you got jump 100 on lol so am I the only one ☝️ if relatable

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-21T04:31:10+00:00

Hold this guy while on a flying mount and you can get off and back on to achieve infinite stamina for flying around the island. Be patient when getting back on your bird so you don't throw your Archaeopteryx

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-23T13:06:14+00:00

Fly at me, stun me, me now dead

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-21T16:46:54+00:00

I was walking through red wood just taking a stroll with full volume then one of these screamed I took of faster than I’ve ever run and then I went back there and looked up the tree I didn’t find a one but I found cleo so u know great pet 😁😂

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-19T04:32:29+00:00

Got two named Bub and Dub gonna tame a Yub later!😂😂

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2019-09-16T20:12:18+00:00

I thought that these where micro raptors then I found that the micro raptor is a really stupid looking tiny thing.

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-17T12:22:42+00:00

Mine just let me fall, it was flying away from me lol I can not I just can’t

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-06T23:13:06+00:00

When holding one of these while on a mount and bucked off by a purlovia, all u gonna get is a long journey back. How convincing, wildcard!

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-14T12:01:32+00:00

I believe I can flyyyyy

I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I believe I can escape the ground for a whiiiiiiiiiiiiile

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-06-22T16:01:22+00:00

For Those guys who uses parachutes and hates archeo we understand but archeo does not cost resources plus it has infinite stam at gliding

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-05-30T17:14:57+00:00

Next thing we know the neighbor bird feeder gonna come on ark and feed them

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-31T16:06:44+00:00

These are chicken/dinosaur things that are actually parachutes

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-23T23:18:33+00:00

Am I the only person that went tame a arch then say “I WANNA MAKE A BIG HOUSE FOR THIS THING” 0-0

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-29T01:01:12+00:00

It’s not really a joke but I saw someone ask if bugs have skin in this section and yes they do it’s called a exoskeleton and also doubles as a (as mentioned in the name) their skeleton!🪲 up for more fun facts about dinosaurs and the animals of today!!

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-05T22:24:33+00:00

Bigfoot and this parachute bird

👌

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-10-01T15:06:20+00:00

I had no idea these help you float 😆. What a surprise that is the first time!