Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me “Oh look I’m gonna tame it!!”
Tribe Mate “Don’t jump off!!”
Me falling off the volcano “SCREEEEE!!!”
Tribe Mate “ZEPHER!! Oh no..” >walks away<
Me on the other side of world “so uhh Tweets... uhhh...”
Me >shoots to death. Realized I just landed<
Me “ARGHHH!!!!”
Tribe Mate >jumps off mountain for me and sees me back here<
“HELP ME!!!”
Me ...
That’s why you NEVER tame these!! Well use them...
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