Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok this is not funny but this was the only place to put it. So, why are you able to use them as a parachute like it’s super low gravity, like, in real life, it would be so small, you would just basically die if you did that in real life. Also, archaeopteryx was proven black. Make it black.
Dodo: I’m one of the best-loved pets most people ever take on the island.
Kairuku: Please, I’ve seen people come running into the tundras looking for my kind to tame, no armor, no weaponry apart from bow and tranq arrows, and just that much pure dedication just from how much they seem to adore us.
Archaeopteryx: C’mon guys, let’s not fight! Besides, I’m one of the classics! I was literally the first bird ever around and I’m honestly surprised that we ancient creatures of the past were even given a second chance on this island! Let’s all be thankful! Besides Kairuku, I’ve seen people running into the Redwoods doing that exact same thing with my kind. Although they tend to bring a bola and this weird suit made out of plants that they call Ghillie armor as our kind seem to shy away from them, since you can never be too careful. Believe me, that was me once when I was still wild!
Dodo and Kairuku in unison: ...umm... ...right...
*Dodo has left the chat*
*Kairuku has left the chat*
I lived in a tree base and two where running on the tree so I shot tranqs but it glitched in my fridge so I broke it an it disappeared the other one was just running up the tree and I was so confused at the end I tamed both I looked on Dododex for names but all the names I didn’t catch my eye if you have a good name please say #reaper cause it’s my ark name.