What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout, out came the rocket propelled grenade and wiped the spider out
No where these little guys are is safe; run like Cathy Freeman going for gold .... and don't look back!!!!
Spooderman
Spooder man
He will kill all ur tames
Funny idea for spider song:
I am SPOODER
I murder
Most importantly, I shoot webs and poison at your birder🙃✨
Hey y'all! Ummmm I hate spiders
I was in the cave with my scorpion mount and these big spider craps swarmed us. I never saw scorpio again..
roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Spiders have,
sticky web glue
ARK NEEDS FLAMETHROWERS SO WE CAN SHOW DIS BOI WHO’S DA BOSS AND I WANT TO FIRE A CANNON AT WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE A PASSIVE TAME.
If you want arrow just kill them
Spider:getting ready to end my life
Me: pulls out flamethrower and ascendant pump shotgun
Spider:well im screwed
Easy to kill, just say
FUS RO DAH
Every mom at 3 am.
Literally No One:
Araneo: *shoots webs
Me: WTF?!?
Anyone else thing that their mouths should look more like the fangs of an actual spider (or the broodmother).
Just look at its face it looks like B yoda stuffing a frog in his mouth … expect. The frog is you
My friend literally closes his eyes and kills the bugs in caves, because he has arachnophobia 😂
I was in a cave and I look over and this thing gave me a mini heart attack lol^^
These guys were the dudes who dug the caves so thanks to them there is no authroplura (big millipede boy) wander all over the place so when you one inside a cave say thank you before taming or killing it
This will scare you while you are almost asleep!!
My pet tarantula escaped, could y’all please help me find him?