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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 8 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-14T13:35:14+00:00

They say you swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep

I don't wanna swallow this spider

score 11 · Answer 2 · 2018-09-04T20:33:02+00:00

No where these little guys are is safe; run like Cathy Freeman going for gold .... and don't look back!!!!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-10-06T14:41:03+00:00

So with the ark tlc thingy which wildcard are doing or done depending on when you readthus but the araneo is in the top 4 . Like I understand that they are UGLY and USELESS but all cave creature are apart from the megalania and Megalosaurus if your on abberation. Personally the quetzal, paracer and most ocean creatures need a tlc as paleo ark have done the giga, mosasaur, rex and are soon to do elasmisaurus too so I think it would be kind of a shame if the giga was tlced unless you don't have access to mods on servers as they worked quite hard on the Evo creatures

-Ira's Aquatics

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2025-10-02T01:04:03+00:00

Spider: oh im gonna bite him maybe he will turn into Spiderman

*bites*

*drops dead*

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2025-02-02T04:21:23+00:00

Anyone else thing that their mouths should look more like the fangs of an actual spider (or the broodmother).

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-30T14:36:02+00:00

Every mom at 3 am.

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-25T19:57:31+00:00

roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Spiders have,

sticky web glue

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-24T19:45:38+00:00

ARK NEEDS FLAMETHROWERS SO WE CAN SHOW DIS BOI WHO’S DA BOSS AND I WANT TO FIRE A CANNON AT WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE A PASSIVE TAME.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2024-04-13T02:21:06+00:00

Just look at its face it looks like B yoda stuffing a frog in his mouth … expect. The frog is you

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-12T22:47:32+00:00

Hey y'all! Ummmm I hate spiders

score 10 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-01T14:40:38+00:00

I was in the cave with my scorpion mount and these big spider craps swarmed us. I never saw scorpio again..

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-19T14:03:27+00:00

I was in a cave and I look over and this thing gave me a mini heart attack lol^^

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-07T05:01:11+00:00

Literally No One:

Araneo: *shoots webs

Me: WTF?!?

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-16T18:34:43+00:00

Easy to kill, just say

FUS RO DAH

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-18T13:23:36+00:00

Spider:getting ready to end my life

Me: pulls out flamethrower and ascendant pump shotgun

Spider:well im screwed

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-11-21T22:58:39+00:00

Poor Bluey, hope she never comes across this... thing

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-20T06:03:41+00:00

My friend literally closes his eyes and kills the bugs in caves, because he has arachnophobia 😂

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-24T15:43:48+00:00

Oh look! It has webbed teeth! Great for drinking blood!

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-18T16:58:49+00:00

These guys were the dudes who dug the caves so thanks to them there is no authroplura (big millipede boy) wander all over the place so when you one inside a cave say thank you before taming or killing it

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-30T00:47:21+00:00

*innocent me looking in a cave for the first time* do do do ooh look loot box yay! * pack of big spiders* You will die a slow death. * me* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!