Welcome to Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

A helpful tip should include a few more words...

Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50

1 or 2 years ago if you said I'd love araneos a lot, I'd think you were crazy, nowadays... I'd believe because I do I have 3 already.

When you order brood mother from wish

This and the broodmother would need a big shoe to be killed

Bob: we’re gonna need a bigger boot

People who don’t like spiders: Tarantulas are the biggest spiders

ARK: I’m about to end this mans while career

Me: I’m not going to the cave! There is spiders!

People: Oh spiders are harmless irl! Don’t be silly

The spider:

Your going to need the Sunday edition of the news paper to deal sufficient damage

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

I was going to the cave and this spider came I only said one thing this is a larger than the minecraft spider

These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...

In motherland, you don't step on Spider, Spider step on you

“We’re gonna need a bigger shoe.”

I just had a Skyrim flashback looking at that thing. It’s a cross between the Predator and a Frostbite Spider

People with arachnophobia:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(All my fingers feel is pain👌)

I told my tribe mate that these really bug me. He took out his shotgun.

I would name it shelob because I'm a Lord of the rings fan

How much cheese burgers can it fit in it’s mouth?