How to make spider Man in ark

Name yourself Peter Parker. Get bitten by an araneo.

Name someone green Goblin and paint a flak armour green. An other guy will get bitten by a megalania.

Well done. Now you are the next Stan Lee

The worst is when you are flying out of the wyv scar with 5 fires and lightnings after you and you get netted by one of those things

The best way to kill one get forest Titan named beach bob and step on it

I wonder what this weird rock gives us.holy crap that’s no rock shoot I’m Webed come on come on come on come on and there goes all my awesome Dino’s No.oh my God what what a Dookie level

You were killed by an aranyo lvl 1

Im cayote peterson, and im about to get bitten by a giant spi...

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Me minding my bisness in extinction map:

Araneo bite me

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF DUDE

They look like the evil doctor in the nightmare before Christmas.

For the love of all that is good and holy kill it with fire

Man people say to use a sword, NAH I’M USING A FLAME THOWER, KILL EM ALLL!!!!

I remember I went into a cave crawling with them. (Pun intended) I had no armor and barely any weapons. Like to save my stuff

If you ever see this eight Legged creature Run for Your Life and look at the sky and say goodbye Felicia

It thneeds to drop silk. Trust me.

This is an ugly roach like deforestation

Lol, this was my wedding coordinator breeding Argentines! 1 like=baby respeck

Y it have a stinger.

Just a another walk in the park in Australia

Oh Yeah you will vacume me? Good luck

You need 69 meat to tame lvl 1 /:|

But who be actually taming this thing

Don’t worry fire_starter I’m on it