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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2025-07-03T13:25:50+00:00

(Titanosaur) I can harvest anythi-

Anky is now online

Titanosaur is now offline

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-08-19T20:52:15+00:00

Still don't know how it doesn't hurt to sit on him.... Survivor must have iron glutes

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-27T23:02:03+00:00

All this time I was putting metal on my argy instead of in the anky.... TRIGGERRED

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-28T09:24:12+00:00

If you're ever feeling bad than just know I lost a max level anky while I was feeding it kibble. And it fricking despawned. I am so hecking mad cause it was close to taming up.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-23T18:32:56+00:00

I attacked an anky and another showed so I knocked him too and went to my base to get some berries and when I came back and one of them magically disappeared with my berries

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-30T20:43:12+00:00

Hit it with your fists... It feels like a massage...

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-24T02:56:52+00:00

Player:raids a tribe.

Anky:i will break that piece of stone wall

Also anky:why i can't destroy stone wall

Player:wait. What

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-24T07:22:17+00:00

BBBUUUMMMPPPYYY

and heres how to make her :3 -Beanzles-

Get a female and male ank

Let them breed

After breeding and egg is layed

Kill the father

When egg is hatched, name it Bumpy (has to be girl or it wont work)

Paint the armor cyan and the skin yellow

Kill the mama with a trex or allo

You've recreated bumpy's life without humans

Hope it helped!

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-20T19:10:12+00:00

The karkinos can carry these btw even tho dododex doesnt say they can... they can :)

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-06T01:18:35+00:00

Hi I want to pet u ur turning around to give me a ride 😁 wait why u......... death screen

Anklyo stupid cuz now she is tamed I’m a pro now not a noob

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-05T07:27:42+00:00

This

Guys

This

Dino

Has

Cousins

Those cousin s

Are the..

Turtles

😍😍😍🦃

I don't like turkey

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-26T02:06:58+00:00

I bred Ankylos and got twins….. female and male…. What to name them? Part 2 when I think of something. . . P.S. This is part 1

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-02-15T16:07:09+00:00

Did you know they eat rocks when you ride and destroy rocks on ark mobile??????????

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-04-14T10:46:08+00:00

I’m ex-stink-t…but not in games!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-16T20:15:32+00:00

I have a love and hate relationship with these guys.

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-10T08:10:15+00:00

You could say that they’re rock hard to tame

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-19T01:08:13+00:00

“Um I might have run into a metal cactus”

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-29T21:19:47+00:00

Real men tame with fists bc it do be slow boi

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-24T00:44:22+00:00

i wonder the pain while sitting on that thing

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-07T23:25:49+00:00

This man built different. Every time I smash a rock it says “you are regaining food.”