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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-03-28T02:56:12+00:00

That tail smacks those rocks like will smith and chris rock! o:

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-08T01:46:46+00:00

Do you think they should make a bowser skin for the ankylosaurus

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-03T02:05:06+00:00

Me: who wants to get metal.

Anky:me me me me me.

P.S the message is they are great for getting metal

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-02T13:05:22+00:00

Save 15% or more on Dino insurance by the ankylosaurus

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-03-30T01:38:01+00:00

They also have a very bad turning.like once I thought one was fleeing that’s how bad it is.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-03-29T12:09:27+00:00

Man there sooo slow, A helpful tip should include a few more words.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-10T23:22:30+00:00

Make sure you don’t sit on it’s back without a saddle…

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-24T06:26:02+00:00

I am ank

I am tancc

And I rob ze bancc

Better than dunk

I'm a punk

Looks like ur ship sunk

The only thing that scares me

Is a dodo

Trust me its true,

They do big modo

They run after me

Cant belive that they climb tree

I forgot I'm tank

I whack de dodo

Immediately kill it

The dodo that bad, is stopped, but did mo modo

Allo chase me

It ran into bee

And then I go

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The punk ank song

-Beanzles!-

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-16T02:35:05+00:00

Well if anyone reading this has watched Camp Cretaceous, you probably know Bumpy! Well I had an Andy that looked like her all picked out and ready to tame! I ended up with a red one instead!!!

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-24T00:57:01+00:00

A guy comes with 3 raptors and thinks he the king.....then anky comes and the guy run away.This is probably not funny is it

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-17T14:22:08+00:00

took my anky to the vet because he had splinters on his foot. Told the people until my anky looks like a doedicurus. He was a doedicurus until I shoved spears and removed his shell the people removed the spears now anky feels both naked and uncomfortable

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-26T11:28:44+00:00

This boi my fav boi and I own a max lvl poison wyvern so..... YEET

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-04T02:19:39+00:00

I can’t decide weather to name mine chad hankylo or jhonothan

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-09-15T05:18:46+00:00

🎶 I came in like a wrecking ball! 🎶

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-09-12T20:35:30+00:00

Me: come anky come!

322454235243432245242222422422422242242422124412241234122412242 septemdecillions of years later

*Anky is still coming*

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-08-17T12:32:58+00:00

W h a c c.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-23T20:30:16+00:00

Wham bam boom kabluey my favorite type

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-21T00:14:54+00:00

It can collect metal and stone.

....

But still it can’t

Destroy stone or metal buildings

....

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-19T01:07:43+00:00

Sometimes these guys’ corpses stretch and distort when you kill them

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-11T19:19:21+00:00

I am very concerned and confused about him, why is the dino used to get metal unable to damage metal and stone structures, like just how