ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I name mines invincible because It 1shot a rex and it was lvl 20 and invincible was lvl 7!I was planning on killing invincible because 3 anklos are too many.but I kept her so I take her hunting every day!then she died in my battle area fighting a sarco r.i.p invincible u pvote if you feel sorry for invincible.
When I moved to herbivore island thing were lonely for me.the only tame I had with me was my ptredon named bob.i saw several parasaurs and triceratops but no other dinos I wanted to tame.then one day I was out gathering materials to repair some armour and saw this boi. I immediately thought it was a good tame and started beating it with my club.unfortantly it broke my club just as I knocked it out so now I had to repair that.i quickly started stuffing berries in its inventory and occasionally punching it to keep it asleep.eventaully it was tamed and it was my favourite tame!until I took him hunting...anklo the anklo was killed by a mother beeping rex while hunting luckily I killed the rex and I swore revenge.now I kill as many rexes as possible.thank you for reading this.please updoot and have a great day.UwU
I found a island filled with rexes called it rex island I tamed a anky lvl 150 I died by a rex my anky went super sayian when I came back I saw my anky beating the shit out of a rex while 5 dead rexes are behind him I then called him mess with me I will slap you a roos the face
Short sad story 😢
I had an anky named dwayne
I was out with my argy on a metal run
A pack of allos jumpscared us
My argy made it out
But he dropped the anky
All I could do was watch as my anky was torn apart by the allos because my argy was lvl 16 and those allos were lvl 210
To this day ive waged war against everything of the allo species
I even killed my own previosuly tamed allo
1 up=1 prayer for dwayne😭