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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This guy rocks, I wonder if he's into heavy metal? Either way he seems completely stoned; possibly on crystal meth
It protect
It attack
But most importantly
It have big spikes in back
It attack
But most importantly
It have big spikes in back
Dont tell me im the only one who wants to paint the back green and the spicks white and the body yellow and maneing it bowser.
He attac
He protec
But most importantly he break ur bacc
He protec
But most importantly he break ur bacc
I name mines invincible because It 1shot a rex and it was lvl 20 and invincible was lvl 7!I was planning on killing invincible because 3 anklos are too many.but I kept her so I take her hunting every day!then she died in my battle area fighting a sarco r.i.p invincible u pvote if you feel sorry for invincible.
Itβs quite strange that anky brakes rocks but canβt break your metal or stone buildings
EVERYBODY GANGSTA UNTILL A BABY ANKYLO WANT AN ANKYLO EGG
When killed it goes nuts. A hE
Donβt you think something that can harvest I donβt know, stone? Should be able to.. damage stone?β¦ just me? Ok..
Try not to sit on the spike it'll go up ur bum hole
I found a island filled with rexes called it rex island I tamed a anky lvl 150 I died by a rex my anky went super sayian when I came back I saw my anky beating the shit out of a rex while 5 dead rexes are behind him I then called him mess with me I will slap you a roos the face
I find it funny how they can take on 3 allos
the ank is dank. tame ank become dank
When I moved to herbivore island thing were lonely for me.the only tame I had with me was my ptredon named bob.i saw several parasaurs and triceratops but no other dinos I wanted to tame.then one day I was out gathering materials to repair some armour and saw this boi. I immediately thought it was a good tame and started beating it with my club.unfortantly it broke my club just as I knocked it out so now I had to repair that.i quickly started stuffing berries in its inventory and occasionally punching it to keep it asleep.eventaully it was tamed and it was my favourite tame!until I took him hunting...anklo the anklo was killed by a mother beeping rex while hunting luckily I killed the rex and I swore revenge.now I kill as many rexes as possible.thank you for reading this.please updoot and have a great day.UwU
I was playing on the standard map and went to the herbivore island to find some tames. I ended up finding a really cool anky. I tamed it. On an island. On the other side of the map to my base. With a pteranodon as my transport. I soon realised I couldnβt pick him up. There is now a tamed anky who I named rockwrecker who is probably starving and I donβt have anyway to get him to my base. I know a quetzal would probably work but I have found none yet and I am not high enough level to make its saddle. I got annoyed.
everybody gangsta til a baby anky wants an ankylo kibble
Had a high level ankylo when I took a swing and accidentally hit a trike I tried to defend myself but I hit a frickin stego and so I jumped off and ran thinking he could survive... He didn't RIP ANKYLO BREAKER
Funny story, I had the perfect scenario I found a good one alone so I was like might as well tame it got out the crossbow started shooting it in the head after about 10 I was like dang then I realized standing over it's dead body I forgot to use the tranks I was using the stone arrows RIP.
Can hut stone rock, metal, crystals, ob
Can't damage stone
Can't damage stone
I theyβre to but anky and stuff but no one was selling