Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
how to get anky with a doedicurus:
step 1: get 110 spears and put it all over doedicurus body
step 2: make his mental state unstable
step 3: send him to the army
step 4: expect an anky coming home with steroids
step 5: yay you have anky
mission accomplished
achievement earned: 5 minute crafts
achievement earned: how tf did I do that without deconstructing a single atom of his body
The Legend of Ellanora (Ep5)
“So were you around before the outbreak?” Rikera asked. “I don’t remember. I don’t remember much of anything at the moment.” Ella responded. “Sorry to disappoint.” “It’s fine.” Rikera smiled. “I heard that before the outbreak, dodos were constantly hunted, and were super dumb!” “They still are. The dumb part, I mean.” Rikera chuckled. Why was everything so funny to her? “Yea... I’d love to see what they looked like. It’d be weird to see one with less then eight legs.” They sat in awkward silence for awhile. “Hey, have you heard?” Rikera said, breaking the silence. “That scientisty-warrior girl, Ellanora, went missing a few weeks ago.” Ella furrowed her brow for a moment. “That name... it sounds farmilliar. Like... I know them somehow.” “No way!” Rikera said, standing up. “You knew Ellanora?! Like, THE Ellanora?!?” “I guess I do.” Ella smiled. Rikera actually seemed impressed for once. “We have GOT to get your memory back.”
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and heres how to make her :3 -Beanzles-
Get a female and male ank
Let them breed
After breeding and egg is layed
Kill the father
When egg is hatched, name it Bumpy (has to be girl or it wont work)
Paint the armor cyan and the skin yellow
Kill the mama with a trex or allo
You've recreated bumpy's life without humans
Hope it helped!