Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, about 3 months ago me and my mates where on ark when one of my mates accidentally hit a ankylosaurus it was a level 100 and he got one tapped and his body was sent across the entire lake. Me and my other mate were laughing our heads off.
PS: The lesson learnt is not to randomly hit ankylosaurus without knowing the level, actually just don’t hit ankylosaurus’s at all unless you can tank the damage.
how to get anky with a doedicurus:
step 1: get 110 spears and put it all over doedicurus body
step 2: make his mental state unstable
step 3: send him to the army
step 4: expect an anky coming home with steroids
step 5: yay you have anky
mission accomplished
achievement earned: 5 minute crafts
achievement earned: how tf did I do that without deconstructing a single atom of his body