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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I can’t find one and I’m literally lvl 73 and haven’t found one ever I literally play 247 and never found one and I’ve been playing for about a YEAR and never found one. And I’m in desperate need of metal and I thought it would be a good metal collector.but I need crops and TO FIND ONE! So you’ll barley find one we’re you spawn on the island single player!
First off... it is a true story I swear!!! Anyway, I was walking around trying to find my cache of items I dropped after being demolished by a rex and I saw the anky fight the red and got yeeted into the air. And when he came back down, he bounced and kept jumping and flying! Me and my brother died at the sight of an anky jumping so high. He later landed by me dead and sprawled out on the ground and I still laugh when I think about that moment. I wish I was screen recording
On the Island Map I went to a Island on the bottom right of the map and randomly tamed the Anky with the highest lvl and the Stego with the lowest lvl on the Island. Anyway I Transporter them back to my base with my boat and the Anky is now on the highest Mountain on the map and I come to see him sometimes when I need mor Iron. ( This is very rare because I have 7 Argys and every one of them can carry over 1000 kg)
On my first world me and my friend made competing farms were I would mass breed ankies and he would breed pigs but because I had no idea what I was doing I inbred the ankies so much they had like hundreds of stinky mutations and eventually I had to cull nearly all of them and snip the others- -ankie farm.