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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-23T18:51:58+00:00

I have never seen one! Where do they spawn......

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-01T22:32:05+00:00

I tamed a 150 300 melee base and my tribe thought a Andy would be good at soaking so when I want offline he got it to 10k and throw it at turrets I joined and stayed were is the anky I want to do I metal run he says… it’s died R.I.P spike boi…😭😩

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-19T01:44:27+00:00

Jawbreaker my Anky

Got name from breackeing rivals Rex with head shot

After I fell off mountain killed by a big pack of silos

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-03T18:00:36+00:00

I had one named Steely to look at a eagles level the a tek rex came I tried to tranq dart it went into the water with my bird and went in there and the kill me Steely level 50 r.i.p

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-12T13:40:23+00:00

praise the ank

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-15T05:24:33+00:00

I just shot mine with a rifle and called it dead.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-20T21:00:08+00:00

My player name is BumpySlays22 and my a Ky’s name is Bumpy!

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-27T17:14:40+00:00

I they’re to but anky and stuff but no one was selling

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-07T22:11:07+00:00

I play on ps4 left them on mating with a spike wall around them once I logged on I saw a horrible moment my ankys died even the young but worst of all my dodo died rip dodo can I get an f in chat

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-17T02:47:16+00:00

Just use electric tranqu darts and your gucci

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-30T23:13:38+00:00

All this time I put the metal in my argy...

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2019-01-14T05:12:50+00:00

Don't have a pack of dinos on it one swing we all were shark bait rip all 10 of my dilos

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-11T00:52:47+00:00

Big chunky boi that gathers shit tons of metal

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-20T03:56:15+00:00

My ankylo was speeking gibberish and a therizino came over and said Yee

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2019-04-22T05:48:57+00:00

Ankylo's are actually still in the national dino baseball academy it's just they never pass because they always destroy the ball and break something while doing it they are also the only dino tha

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-06T02:01:14+00:00

First off... it is a true story I swear!!! Anyway, I was walking around trying to find my cache of items I dropped after being demolished by a rex and I saw the anky fight the red and got yeeted into the air. And when he came back down, he bounced and kept jumping and flying! Me and my brother died at the sight of an anky jumping so high. He later landed by me dead and sprawled out on the ground and I still laugh when I think about that moment. I wish I was screen recording

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-11T11:26:42+00:00

So I was just running around small island in Valguero and this anky was hitting these spikes. I was gonna remove the spikes to help him...I got too close and it whacked me( insta killing me even though I was FULL FLAK AMOR)

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-10T14:54:35+00:00

(Just use a doed or anky and blast wrecking ball thru the mic) hehe

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-07T14:34:01+00:00

I can get more metal than this thing it sucks