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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2024-04-28T14:59:27+00:00

They pup alot do not accept any fake items

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-10T12:30:26+00:00

I saw anky and he was a level 142 he was epic

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2024-06-23T16:52:22+00:00

How do you pick up animals on mobile

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-25T02:06:07+00:00

The anky is found up in the mountains and you can't shoot it's body it is armor shoot it's head

score -5 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-09T11:35:19+00:00

They will stab you with their tail and take you for an unwanted ‘bull ride’ don’t become an ark weekend cowboy, shoot them from a safe distance.

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-17T17:48:31+00:00

Me: where is all the metal

Anky: gone, reduced to 75%

-Insured crime fighter

score -5 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-19T01:47:31+00:00

I tamed one and I left it on herbivore island and when I came back he got REKT BY A REX in my head I shot my self and I cried my self to sleep

score -6 · Answer 8 · 2018-07-29T01:19:20+00:00

Hi. I once killed one with my hands. Then I died to a dodo. FUCK MAN!

score -6 · Answer 9 · 2018-07-15T00:03:02+00:00

Fearer of indominis Rex get it?

score -6 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-20T03:56:58+00:00

My ankylo was speaking gibberish and a therizinosaur came over and said Yee

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-24T07:49:07+00:00

When ever I see ankylos there always fighting saber tooth’s or wolves

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2022-09-24T12:05:56+00:00

Only reason you need it is for metal weight reduction.

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-26T01:30:01+00:00

N O S P A N K Y D A S A N K Y

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2023-05-07T16:23:30+00:00

Haha 😂😆😆😆

Hhuuiiooojiii haha

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2025-06-05T01:44:50+00:00

If you qant to tame this guy grab a torpor nuke

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2025-08-05T23:37:59+00:00

To my anky that killed 3 pulmonoscorpions: why do you not obey passive

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-25T13:47:11+00:00

Short sad story 😢

I had an anky named dwayne

I was out with my argy on a metal run

A pack of allos jumpscared us

My argy made it out

But he dropped the anky

All I could do was watch as my anky was torn apart by the allos because my argy was lvl 16 and those allos were lvl 210

To this day ive waged war against everything of the allo species

I even killed my own previosuly tamed allo

1 up=1 prayer for dwayne😭

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-20T00:00:37+00:00

Give.me.down.votes if you are not gay

score -7 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-28T22:31:00+00:00

Make this the most unliked comment ever please

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2024-10-13T21:13:18+00:00

Skibdi toilit

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