Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ankylosaurus? Funny ankylosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
On my first world me and my friend made competing farms were I would mass breed ankies and he would breed pigs but because I had no idea what I was doing I inbred the ankies so much they had like hundreds of stinky mutations and eventually I had to cull nearly all of them and snip the others- -ankie farm.
Short sad story 😢
I had an anky named dwayne
I was out with my argy on a metal run
A pack of allos jumpscared us
My argy made it out
But he dropped the anky
All I could do was watch as my anky was torn apart by the allos because my argy was lvl 16 and those allos were lvl 210
To this day ive waged war against everything of the allo species
I even killed my own previosuly tamed allo
1 up=1 prayer for dwayne😭