My rivals Andrew: IM GONNA BLOW SO MANY HOLES IN YA UR GUTS WILL BE LEAKING LEAD!!!

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My rivals Andrew: IM GONNA BLOW SO MANY HOLES IN YA UR GUTS WILL BE LEAKING LEAD!!!

Me: well it's a good thing I brought backup! *Brings out giga*

Andrew: *cowers and hides*

Giga: *disguise wears of and shows anomalocarus*

Andrew: huh? Ain't no giga, ain't nothing but a anomalo! *Shoots anomalo and runs outta turret ammo*

Me: *puts admin rifle to head* it only takes one bullet.

Andrew: you ain't got the nerve.

Me: Try me...

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